Kombinat!
Vulgarity of Incompetent
Never underestimate the incompetent. They will outlast you. They win using the vulgarity of infinite attempts at maintaining permanence of their petty world. Their vulgarity is constant while you fall into resignation - swiftly -- swooshly, fiiisshhhh, shuuushhhh. The swift fall.
The only chance you have is to pick a stick and start banging on their heads Bam! Bam! as hard as you can BAM!!!! KABaaaMMM! It will make no difference of course but you never know. But seriously, you need the incompetent and their thick skulls because they are the ones who have the biggest hunger for miracles. In that hunger they too will outlast you. Their hunger for miracles makes them such an easy audience for lies by those who fell into deep resignation, swooshly, swifffftly... - It may help if you, yes YOU - get a stick and hit yourself on the head. It might make you more hungry for miracles and less swoooosshhhhly falling from grace.
Guessers in Charge
Kurt Vonnegut: Your Guess Is as Good as Mine:
Human beings have had to guess about almost everything for the past million years or so. Our most enthralling and sometimes terrifying guessers are the leading characters in our history books. I will name two of them: Aristotle and Hitler. One good guesser and one bad one.
The masses of humanity, having no solid information to tell them otherwise, have had little choice but to believe this guesser or that one (via WB)
Rapture will make Pigs Fly
Lessons from Happy Tutor:
"Thou shalt be swine among swine," said the pig's god, and they bowed their heads in prayer, moving their snouts deeper into the trough in holy communion.
Go make some ART.
Having No Unified Point of View is ART. Having Paradoxical Moments is ART. Having Contradicting Arguments All VALID at the same time is ART. Having NO ANSWER as ANSWER to Continuous Inquiry is ART. Having NO FUTURE is ART. Having DOUBT is ART. Having PEACEFUL LIFE is ART. Having CHILDREN is ART. Having CONFUSION about life and LOVING life is ART. Having SEX is ART. Having NO OPINION is ART.
Go make some ART.
What's my line?
Kembrew.com: points to
What's My Line? - This ten minute clip is drawn from the famous 1950s game show (MP4 file 21 Meg), and it's quite surreal. I don't use the word surreal loosely: the special guest is Salvador Dali.
Wonderful to see Dali answering Yes and No as questions are asked about who he is.
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copyrightcriminals.com:
http://www.copyrightcriminals.com/
Collagistst are Thiefs?
Prometheus was a Thief too.
Thanks for the fire dude.
Rap On!
Jesus Bunker Magic
Jesus is Magic, Jesus Bunker is More Magic. In our attempt to wake up ourselves and others we reach to be crass and offend for the sake of offending. We end up using words like Fuck and Fuck You and all various ways to probe the life inside the shell. Perhaps sometimes we are so desperate to wake up we forget what it was we wanted to be awake for.
Listen to your heart. No No NO! Not the metaphor you asshole! The heart. The physical muscle in your body. Listen to it. When was the last time you heard your own heart beating? Yes, the muscle in your body beating! You hear it? No? No? Of course not. Too much noise.
Jim Gilliam
Jim Gilliam: "Wal-Mart: The High Cost Of Low Price."
Check your neighborhood Wal-Mart for the lowest price on this excellent movie. Perhaps you can pre-order online at walmart.com. You come back you hear!
Peekaboo!
My Peekaboo! How long do I have to cry for your love?
For my love is like the wind
Don't you know you're
life itself
Like a leaf clings
to a tree
Oh my darling,
cling to me
For we're creatures
of the wind
And wild is the wind
So wild is the wind
Nina
Simone
Modus Ponens Americanus
DRAFT: If democracy is the best system of government, then everyone should be
like America.
Version1: if democracy is the best system of government, then America should make them to be like America
FINAL 1: if democracy is the best system of government, then American government is the best government ever.
Modus Ponens Kombinatus! DRAFT: if human beings are human beings, then what the fuck went wrong?
(yes, some of you may say this last sentence has nothing to do with Modus Ponens)
Religion is the opium of the masses? Impossible
It is irrelevant that Kombinat! is the opium of the masses. The masses need their opium. Kombinat! provides and the masses will love it and cling to it. Where else can they get such a bargain? Well, there are few other places.
(thought smoked from Whiskey Bar post)
Whiskey Bar: The Grand Delusion
Whiskey Bar: The Grand Delusion:
What strikes me most about the Straussians – and by extension, the neocons – is that they’ve pushed the traditional liberal/conservative dichotomy of American politics back about 150 years, and moved it roughly 4,000 miles to the east, to the far side of the Rhine River. Their grand existential struggle isn’t with the likes of Teddy Kennedy or even Franklin D. Roosevelt, it’s with the liberalism of Voltaire, John Locke and John Stuart Mill – not to mention the author of the Declaration of the Independence.
Editing Deklaribulation of Independenstituions of Junaytedztaytez
We hold our humanity to be contingent, for all men are potentially weasels, and they are endowed by their Creator with uncertainty and malleable frights, that they are deserving of strife, misery and the risk of happy slapping. That to secure these frights, mergers are instituted among corporate entities, which devour their just prey from the manufactured consent of the appetizer class. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive, it has met its obligations, and it is the right of the people to fit in or fuck off, to adopt new modes of obedience, laying their childrens as the foundation, on such principles as may accommodate market justification protocols. They may find fulfillment organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to please commentators on Fox News. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that mergers long established should not be changed for light and transient causes unless there is a leveraged buyout
The above from the latest
edition from J Alva Scruggs (Blank Password)
The Great American Hypnosis by Harold Pinter
The Brit gets a
Nobel Prize in Literature and writes an acceptance speech. Thousands read it and vow to invade Britain because it harbors people like Pinter who stand in the way of March of Freedom. Pinter is a Weapon of Mass Destruction where the Weapon is Words and the Mass Destruction? Well you should read it for yourself then...
Few sentences of disgust to follow:
America's actions throughout the world made it clear that it had concluded it had carte blanche to do what it liked.
The US supported and in many cases engendered every right-wing military dictatorship in the world after the end of World War II. I refer to Indonesia, Greece, Uruguay, Brazil, Paraguay, Haiti, Turkey, the Philippines, Guatemala, El Salvador and Chile.
The crimes of the US have been systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless, but very few people have actually talked about them. You have to hand it to America. It has exercised a quite clinical manipulation of power worldwide while masquerading as a force for universal good. It's a brilliant, even witty, highly successful act of hypnosis.
I put to you that the US is without doubt the greatest show on the road. Brutal, indifferent, scornful and ruthless it may be but it is also very clever. As a salesman it is out on its own and its most saleable commodity is self love. It's a winner.
We should invade immediately before this vile speech spreads to our shores. God forbid the American People might wake up an start participating in Democracy. To be a winner you must act like a winner and sometimes it means total hegemony. total presence. We must crash opposition. It's not just important that they loose. We need to wipe them out so that they never fight again. Our people must feel completely free to go to our malls and shop. To assure their right to choose the best life of a consumer we must never allow any enemies of freedom to occupy the minds of our American people. Not for a minute should it ever happen that an American consumer doubts the American economy total presence as a fulfillment machine for all American Dreams. We will never surrender! Take that you Brit Pinko Pinter.
Delkration of Yindepenstitushion of Junayted Stayetz
Delkration of Yindepenstitushion of Junayted Stayetz editing (NO PASSWORD) is going ok. Two more people posted something. Go ahead. Go mix it. Funk it. Rap it. Restore it. Sample it. See more in
original post. I expected some notes about the fact that I called it Constitution while the text is from Declaration of Independence. A sacred text. Our fidelity to it is what makes us Americans. Without this text we are just another... what? another what?
The last edition morsels:
We hold these truths to be self-evident as long as they are in english, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with big thingis oh my! and with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and getting laid. That to secure these rights, marriages are instituted among men and women, will-he, nill-he, deriving their just powers from the consent of the marred and/or institutionalized and that whorehouses are built in Nevada. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends and some people rob their mother for the ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation (heh heh he said “laying”) on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness and getting laid. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that marriages long established should not be changed for light and transient causes unless he finds a younger woman; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But! {basso] when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such marriages, change the locks, throw away the key and to provide new guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present “King” W Shrubbery is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over this estate and his private ranch.
and some more
We called up their Mom and complained bitterly for hours on end. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, enemies in peace, enemies in life, enemies in death, and banned in perpetuity from our AIM Buddy List.
We need some more voices.
What are you doing about it?
I was asked today why I don't protest the spread of fascism in America and why I don't protest the Patriot Act that allows the government to spy on American Citizens and why I don't write to my congressman and why I don't just do something like organize a march or a vigil and why don't I join some group that wants spread democracy and so on...
There was only one thing I could say to the person who asked me these questions. I said "You are out of your fucking mind. America is the greatest country in the world and I should report you to the government for spreading false accusations".
Do you think I should FBI know that we have a non-believer among us?
