What they really need is opiated chewing gum, with discounts for bulk purchases and a good marketing plan. That could be adapted from Amway. Each individually wrapped portion comes with the distinctive K! logo, which lets the consumer know he is getting the genuine article. Accept no substitutes! Void exclusively where prohibited. Comes in three flavors; reactionary, neo-originalist and New Age.
 

Lovely flavors. I am holding out for Jesus Bunker Superopiumized Limited Edition.