Delkration of Yindepenstitushion of Junayted Stayetz
Delkration of Yindepenstitushion of Junayted Stayetz editing (NO PASSWORD) is going ok. Two more people posted something. Go ahead. Go mix it. Funk it. Rap it. Restore it. Sample it. See more in
original post. I expected some notes about the fact that I called it Constitution while the text is from Declaration of Independence. A sacred text. Our fidelity to it is what makes us Americans. Without this text we are just another... what? another what?
The last edition morsels:
We hold these truths to be self-evident as long as they are in english, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with big thingis oh my! and with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and getting laid. That to secure these rights, marriages are instituted among men and women, will-he, nill-he, deriving their just powers from the consent of the marred and/or institutionalized and that whorehouses are built in Nevada. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends and some people rob their mother for the ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation (heh heh he said “laying”) on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness and getting laid. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that marriages long established should not be changed for light and transient causes unless he finds a younger woman; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But! {basso] when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such marriages, change the locks, throw away the key and to provide new guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present “King” W Shrubbery is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over this estate and his private ranch.
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We called up their Mom and complained bitterly for hours on end. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, enemies in peace, enemies in life, enemies in death, and banned in perpetuity from our AIM Buddy List.
We need some more voices.
