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Friday, November 11, 2005
  RageBoy's and Chris Locke's Birthday. Congrats to Madman and Genius


Tomorrow, YES. TOMORROW like in few minutes really, Planet Earth will celebrate the 157th Birthday of RageBoy and his kind twin brother Chris Locke who on the very same day Tomorrow will be 26. (A much younger brother yet a Twin nevertheless)

Even now the preparations are in full force at the undisclosed Jesus Bunker Headquarters Satellite Division at the Yukatan to launch a Rocket Shit Ship with 60 million pounds of fireworks that upon explosion in exactly 42 minutes and 73 seconds will announce to the world the joyous news of The Gift, THE GIFT! I say that RageBoy and his Twin younger brother Chris Locke are to this World wired in Entropy up to it's chaotic smorgasboardic mad diarrhea of humanity and constipated selfishness. They both bring Palm tree leaves as a sign of Peace beautifully mounted on the 50 caliber machine guns on the hood of their matching paint job Cadillacs.

What a Great Day this will Be! Young unwed mothers will dress in sexy crochless panties to celebrate Entropy Reversals. Bastard sons of Gunned-down Drug Dealers will dress in finest wool suits and silk ties and the White Blonde Sex Bomb Married Women to CEOs of Oil Companies will secretly masturbate at lunchtime to celebrate the day of Entropy Reversals.

Let us Drink and Be Merry for tomorrow we Die!

"Alone with Ourselves" . "We Die"

Here is to you RageBoy and Chris Locke. Our Wonderful Friends!!!

We have yet blood warm in our bodies to give Entropy run for its fucking worthless money!

Reversals Begin tonight! No Premature Burials!

To Launch the Rocket we GO! 3, 2, 1 . FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIREWORKS! all 70 million tons over Boulder Colorado to light up the Night of Humanity!

Your Head Janitor of Kombinat!
Bada Bing! motherfuckers!

LINKS:

Thanks Frank for letting us know.

Can a billionaire do better asks Madam Levy

And of course two virgins says Mike Golby



This has been the Dirty Polish News release

 
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