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ReReReRe...Write US some Konstitutions. (There is no password. Just Click Sign in button)I wonder what Constitution could look like if it was edited by a madman, reedited again by a pissed of black woman, reedited again by an Estonian student, reedited again by a Baptist Pastor, reedited again and again and again: by a man in a white cravat, by a teenage brat, by a jock, reedited by a shmock, by a rich CEO in his esuvee, by poor bastard with no money for hot tea, by kings and queens, by daily routines, by people reading glossy magazines, by ketchup loving beef eaters and sink heads wearing shit kickers, by gay men in military and lay men praying a rosary, by a marketing liar, and honest men singing in church choir, by you, by me, by children who only watch TV and don't listen to their parents...
and then reedited by drunks and skunks and high priced whores, and office workers, dock workers and women chained to daily chores. Then reedited by fear and peace and enemies and friends and sellers of need and pushers of want and greed.
What would it look like? RB responded. First pass below. Yes,
You too can edit online the Constitution Of United States. with (What's the Password? blank, empty, nada, nothing. Just click the button)Let's make as many versions as we want. Continue. Compare and see what to add or delete or change. Here is the first pass.
Once upon a time in the course of inhuman affairs, it became interesting for one people to shampoo the political braids that connected them to Godzilla, and assume their bon-bons were equal to Martha Stewart’s, which the laws of nature and of nature’s foobar entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should write run-on sentences like this for page after page. This causes them to file separation papers
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When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation
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