Friday, November 11, 2005
Intuit's Quicken for Mac 2005 is run by Communists
I have found it. I have found that one last piece of evidence to prove that Intuit who (yes WHO because in legal domain corporations in America are constituted as persons), who makes Quicken for Mac 2005; I have found this evidence that developers of Quicken for Mac 2005 must be North Korean Kommunist Klones. Aliens from Mischievious Space paid by the nuclear dictator Kim Jong Il aka The Second Roman Numeral Emperor Ceasarus Quicken for Mac 2005 Augustus Sponsorus of World Wide nuclear Shitty Software which is Much Much more deadlier to our souls than all the Litte Red Books in China supersized to the McDonalds power squared.
You. Yes You!!! - Run away!!!. If you have Quicken for Mac 2005 - Burn it now!. Your Apple machine must be Burned at the stake for it is Unholy, Dark Powers posses it. - Dismantle your PowerBook, drown your iBook. Your Apple machine is posessed! There is no way to clean it, no uninstall, you must throw the baby with the bath-water. The bath-water called Quicken for Mac 2005 has dirtied your baby. Your beautiful Apple computer can not even be a doorstop any more after it had Quicken for Mac 2005 installed on it. Just burn it. Contact your nearest VooDoo practitioner and begin the chants. This is an emergency! Out with Quicken for Mac 2005. Out with this communist piece of Propaganda shitty software.
Quicken. Look what you have done to me. Look at my accounts. I have to reconcile stock splits in all accounts. Haven't you heard that when a company declares a stock split then the stock split is world wide? A global phenomenon! When you get 2 shares for 1 you don't just get it in one account. Your shares double in all accounts at the same time and the price per share is halved and your charts relfect such a phenomenon automatically. Why- Oh why have you made me hunt the same stock in all accounts? If I have 1000 shares of SBUX in one account and 230 shares of SBUX in account 2 and I declare a stock split you make me do it in one account and then I have to do it in account 2 and sometimes you forget how many shares I have bought and in what lots, when and for how much. O my fucking Jesus Bunker Loving Souther Baptist Woman!!! Why do you let Kim Jon the Second Numeral Sponsor such a horrid functionality. Why?
You. Yes You!!! - Run away!!!. If you have Quicken for Mac 2005 - Burn it now!. Your Apple machine must be Burned at the stake for it is Unholy, Dark Powers posses it. - Dismantle your PowerBook, drown your iBook. Your Apple machine is posessed! There is no way to clean it, no uninstall, you must throw the baby with the bath-water. The bath-water called Quicken for Mac 2005 has dirtied your baby. Your beautiful Apple computer can not even be a doorstop any more after it had Quicken for Mac 2005 installed on it. Just burn it. Contact your nearest VooDoo practitioner and begin the chants. This is an emergency! Out with Quicken for Mac 2005. Out with this communist piece of Propaganda shitty software.
Quicken. Look what you have done to me. Look at my accounts. I have to reconcile stock splits in all accounts. Haven't you heard that when a company declares a stock split then the stock split is world wide? A global phenomenon! When you get 2 shares for 1 you don't just get it in one account. Your shares double in all accounts at the same time and the price per share is halved and your charts relfect such a phenomenon automatically. Why- Oh why have you made me hunt the same stock in all accounts? If I have 1000 shares of SBUX in one account and 230 shares of SBUX in account 2 and I declare a stock split you make me do it in one account and then I have to do it in account 2 and sometimes you forget how many shares I have bought and in what lots, when and for how much. O my fucking Jesus Bunker Loving Souther Baptist Woman!!! Why do you let Kim Jon the Second Numeral Sponsor such a horrid functionality. Why?
