Kombinat! relives Franz Kafka
Fucking German Bureaucracy. I have spent the entire fucking day dealing with these fucking stupid German Customs Bureaucrats, Franz Kafka's world of Castle is alive in Germany. At least at the Customs. I took delivery of some shit from US arriving in Hamburg. The Customs Agent looked at my paperwork from US and told me he does not believe me that this is the price I paid for my shit. I told him my shit costs this much in US. If it was more I wouldn't want to ship my shit over here. I would just buy my shit in Hamburg in the first place.
My argument was that if I get a Whore in Costa Rica for $50 and have a proper documentation stating so but he insists that whores in Hamburg charge $200 for similar service therefore it is impossible that I paid only $50 then does it make me a liar or does it make him completely incompetent to be a Customs Agent who collects taxes for Whore Services. He simply insisted that a Whore purchased in Costa Rica is taxed at Hamburg's whore prices. What I paid for the Costa Rican Whore is irrelevant. I asked him why then should I pay tax based on the German Whores Prices???
So back to my shit. He simply didn't believe the documentation from US. He insisted that this is not true and in turn showed me a web page where it was said that my shit cost way more than what I paid for. I said I didn't pay for my shit with retail prices. I bought it wholesale and my shit wasn't the best quality. He said that from looking at my shit he said it is of fair quality and worth a lot more than what I had paperwork for. At which point I realized that I am dealing with a fucking debility in his mind.
This man was insisting that prices on the internet had more authority at this point than a receipt and official documentation stating why I paid much lower prices for my shit. My shit was of inferior quality, it was certified as Salvage Shit but he insisted my shit was worth more. At which point I wanted to ask the Russian standing next to me to shoot the fucker. I already saw few minutes earlier that he was ready to just kill him for free, just so he wouldn't listen to this fucking debilitating conversation.
OK, I need to go and get a Hamburg whore now and I need more beer. You would not believe this shit happening here. And don't even ask me about my trip to the bank where I had to change $2000 into Euro. The lady at the counter at the Deutsche Bank told me that they can change $ into Euro but only $500 because they, really you want to get this argument, because they, ok it's coming, because they think that this is the maximum appropriate tourist allowance per day... Do you get this shit? The lady at the bank was telling me an opinion about how much money I can change per day. Just as that fucker at the Customs Office telling me his opinion as to how much my shit is worth.
So, get this. Two fucking Frank Kafka moments in One Day. This is simply amazing. These bureaucrat's fucking opinions are worth more than the official stamped and signed documents from US. I would not worry at all that European Union is ever going to be any threat to our American Empire. European's are gonna fucking tax themselves to death before they come up with any way of generating wealth for their citizens.
OK. This Russian Mafia guy was impressed with the way I wanted to strangle this German Bureaucrat and he invited me to Kaliningrad for a couple of weeks. So I am going and I will tell you more when I come back. In the meantime keep building our beautiful American Empire. Long Live Ownership Society. Fuck the European Socialists.
Kombinat!
