Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Quicken for Mac 2005 is Run by Communists
from flickr user: marilink.
Only a Neo Communist could devise a plan to launch a product called "Quicken for Mac 2005" and unleash it on naive American users. The people in charge of this Trojan Horse Naziwear could only have been Nuveau Communisto a la Capitalisto motherfuckers.
Perhaps Quicken for Mac 2005 was stolen from the Museum of Communism. Maybe it was written by Chinese programmers who are secretly in love with Chairman Mao, or maybe by South Korean Freedom loving people hypnotized by North Korean Evil Doctors. It matters not what the method was used to arrived at the intended construction of this program as a doomsday device to frustrate the fuck out of your dog, mother, pregnant girlfriend and an abandoned child in a large grocery store.
It is completely incomprehensible that in 2005 a computer program like Quicken for Mac could not only be devised, coded, compiled, packaged and shipped but also SOLD at a very high price to an unsuspecting public.
Warn your children. Warn your dogs. Use plastic sheathing and duck tape if you have to but beware Quicken for Mac 2005 is out there lurking under the facade of a friendly, helpful program to inject you with shit and make you feel like a total moron. It's not too late.
Here is another example of Communist Programming.
from flickr user: tychay.
from flickr user: marilink.
Only a Neo Communist could devise a plan to launch a product called "Quicken for Mac 2005" and unleash it on naive American users. The people in charge of this Trojan Horse Naziwear could only have been Nuveau Communisto a la Capitalisto motherfuckers.
Perhaps Quicken for Mac 2005 was stolen from the Museum of Communism. Maybe it was written by Chinese programmers who are secretly in love with Chairman Mao, or maybe by South Korean Freedom loving people hypnotized by North Korean Evil Doctors. It matters not what the method was used to arrived at the intended construction of this program as a doomsday device to frustrate the fuck out of your dog, mother, pregnant girlfriend and an abandoned child in a large grocery store.
It is completely incomprehensible that in 2005 a computer program like Quicken for Mac could not only be devised, coded, compiled, packaged and shipped but also SOLD at a very high price to an unsuspecting public.
Warn your children. Warn your dogs. Use plastic sheathing and duck tape if you have to but beware Quicken for Mac 2005 is out there lurking under the facade of a friendly, helpful program to inject you with shit and make you feel like a total moron. It's not too late.
Here is another example of Communist Programming.
from flickr user: tychay.
