For Immediate Release: Change of Leadership at Kombinat!
(Kombinat! City): Kombinat! The First Ever Public Domain Corporation announced today the appointment of J. Maybe Elvis, as a Head Janitor of Jesus Bunker Division and CEO of Kombinat! Corporation. Mr. J. Maybe Elvis replaces Mr K! as the CEO of Kombinat! Mr K!, a 5-year veteran of Blogging Movement has stepped down for personal reasons, something about his inability to write about Peekaboo! and as he put it "I don't give a fuck about writing or blogging or world peace any more, Fuck it!"
J. Maybe Elvis will be responsible for developing and executing Kombinat!'s global marketing strategies to achieve what it is we said we are going to achieve, which we did mention at some point. - basically implement our growth strategies across the entire global business landscape blah blah blah. J. Maybe Elivs comes to Kombinat! from being a Head Janitor of the Vaticano under the regime of Johannus Paulus Secundus. The new Panzer Pope has eliminated his position in a cost cutting initiative. J. Maybe Elvis brings the wealth of knowledge to Kombinat! operations, some of which are :how to safely run with scissors, how to fix a leaky toilet and how to properly mop the marble floors.
In his first executive decision, J. Maybe Elvis announced the strategic partnership with
Blog Goddess of of PR. Jeneane S. of Allied to Bring the Joys of Blogging to small villages in Kazakhstan. We will continue partnering with
Allied on any PR needs because we don't know crap about writing releases.
