Kombinat!
Saturday, February 19, 2005
  Kombinat! Manifesto
Listen. In Cluetrain = Markets are Converstions. In Kombinat! = Kombinat is The Market and Conversations are its byproduct.

Listent. What is Essential is clearly visible to the eye. It is only with the heart that one can not see. Just like the Little Prince who did not tame the Fox. It was the Fox who tamed the Little Prince. And so is Kombinat! Conversations Disposal Machine is Kombinat!

Listen. Human Being Meaning Making Machine Is. It doesn't mean anything for Human but for Kombinat! it means profit.

Listen. Kombinat! gives birth to conversations for no other reason but to dispose of them right after birth. It is by the constant generation of conversations Kombinat is able to make profit from the noise of conversations. The conversations themselves don't matter at all. It is only imortant that they get born and then die. As to how they live Kombinat does not care. We treat all conversations equally. It matters not if they are inspirational or full of hate. As long as Human Beings vomit language out of their mouth Kombinat is profitable.

Listen. Kombinat! does not explain. Kombinat! profits when you are explaining. Explain that.


Kombinat! Business Plan

Our Premise: Human's Insatiable Hunger for New Conversations
Our Method: Develop structures to Manufacture Conversations
Our Profit: Monetize THEIR Talking to Each Other
Our Output: Disposal of Conversations

Kombinat! Pure Profit. Harmless Waste.

In developing our Kombinat! we must not be like those who don't know how to monetize the waste.

"Social Software" toys with Humans desire to be connected. To know others and to be known by others. Conversation is currency. We Are Kombinat! We are profit driven. In Kombinat! Conversationas are Waste, a byproduct. Kombinat! keeps profit, conversations we throw away.

We begin with Finished Goods. We make profit by Breaking Up the Signal into Noise.
We break up the Noise into Profit to keep and Conversations to throw away.

There In The Marketplace.
There The Garbage Dump.
There You = Talking


Listen. You are not a consumer. You are a Producer.

Listen. In Kombinat! you are the Actor and Kombinat! is the Audience. Kombinat! consumes you.

Listen. "All the World's a Stage" is NOT. For Kombinat! You are the World and the Stage Kombinat! is - "wherein men walk up and down in one another's disguises and act their respective parts", till Kombinat! finds no further use for them for Kombinat!

Yet Kombinat! is not a spectacle.

Boomboom

Boomboom

Boomboom



What Others are saying

Jeneane explains Kombiant! business plan:
"Conversations --> Waste --> Commerce --> Conversations"

Gary Turner has created a Kombinat! mathematica formula:
k! = mc²

 
Comments:
Shouldn't that be "J. Mebbe Elvis," in order to more closely do the homophone thing? Of course, in most areas of the Red States, homophonics is ocnfused with either a learning aid, or them pink shirted hussies like Cheney's daughter, or guys like those 5 on the teevee.

As Messrs Frey and Henley might've put it, Kombinato, when will you come to your senses?
 
Once again, Kombinat! has the True Formula for Humans Happiness and Windfall Excess Profits! Yes my friend, you are very wise for one so young. Personally, I am 4,324 years old. It took me a long time to realize these Truths. For a long time, I thought it was all about having sex with Cleopatra. But no. She wanted to embalm me and pack my innards into Canopic Jars, she said. Fuck that. So now I am thinking it is the Blogging Revolution that will make us all stinking rich. I can't wait. And I mean that literally.
 
I smell success!
 
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